Monday, January 3, 2011

Keep your shorts on ...

There was a reason a Harlem Globetrotters game was broadcast on ESPN with a play-by-play announcer. It was for our collective enjoyment ...

(On the installation of a penalty box to punish any 'funny business') 'We've heard about the 4-point play, but the penalty box? This is new ... '

'Not great defense early on from the Generals ... '

'You might want to get some clothes on, sir ... '

'If this keeps up, you gotta think the Generals are going to have a chance at making some history and ending this long losing streak ... '

'You guys have been in a little bit of a slump since '71 ... '

'The Generals looking good on offense, the problem's been on the defensive end ... '

'Special K, I believe, has taken that woman's purse. A nice diversion, it leads to two for the Globetrotters ... '

'Lot of high-percentage shots for the Globetrotters tonight ... '

'I'm just speculating at a possible depantsing ... '

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